I doubt anyone reads my crap, but I may as well inform you that I lost all interest in translating things right about the time I made this torrent. Some things about the community confused me for years. Around the aforementioned time, I finally made the connection; I don't speak the same language. If you're one of those rare individuals who can actually string together three words to form a sentence, or even (*gasp!*) conquer the herculean task of properly comprehending a dozen written words in your native tongue all at once, you might want to reconsider the faith you seem to place in the people making English versions for you. If you made it this far and aren't about to start arguing with points not present in this text and vehemently insisting I told you the opposite of points here, that means I'm talking to you. Suffice it to say you will never see my translation for the second chapter of this story.