**Title**: Kimomen Teihen Shoku Demo Kyokon nara Harem Guild no Shu ni Nareru!? ~Densetsu no Kishi ya Seijo, Maou o Tanezuke Kouryaku! Bishoujo Darake Yume no Bouken Seikatsu!~ **Original title**: キモメン底辺職でも巨根ならハーレムギルドの主になれる!? ～伝説の騎士や聖女、魔王を種付け攻略！美少女だらけ夢の冒険性活！～ **Length**: Short (2 - 10 hours) **Year**: Japan 2013-05-31, English Patch v1.3 2017-06-04 **Developer**: Miel **Publishers**: Miel **Language**: English **Voice**: Japanese **Translation**: [Dekiru Translations](https://dekirutranslations.wordpress.com/2017/07/04/kimomen-patch-reuploaded/) **Description**: Can I be with such cute and powerful bishoujos? Can I handle it!? Eyes a'spin with gapelust, hips a'clap anytime I please! That's fantasy! I pursue the impossible dream: to be master of the Harem Guild! "Only handsome guys can be monster tamers." The other Guild members laughed as they rejected him. Wretched and ugly, he couldn't even form a party. No one looked past the aura of failure that shrouded him to appreciate his extraordinarily large c*ck. Except for one. A demon. The demon saw in the rejected ugly hero a way to dismantle the Guild of Beauties, the troublesome heroines who'd been slaying demons since time immemorial. For the ugly man, it was the chance to teach a lesson to those who'd made him feel shame--- The chance to fulfill his dream of questing--- Yes! He shall wield his demonic d*ck! Massive c*ckventure! Ill-reputed sperm will stain the righteous! One man's epic inseminating fantasy begins!! From DLSite English **Important**: 1. You need to change system locale to Japanese. 2. TL notes: - Important! Glans is the head of a dick, i.e. the mushroom esque top. So "licking my glans" would be "licking the tip of my dick" essentially, but more precise. This word is used a lot so it's good to know what it means. - Googling frenulum would be wise too. - I know that sometimes the text overflows from the textbox. If it's readable then I don't really mind, not worth it to fudge the translation to look slightly more pretty. - One word for sex (sei) in Japanese is pronounced the same as holy (sei). There are lot of puns on this. - Sound effects like sucking and kissing are translated literally (chuu -> *kiss*), whereas other, more nuanced onces with no easy equivalent are not (such asjururururu). The SFX read the same why in Japanese literally so I don't think this makes the script worse (or better) since it's just sounds. Turning "chuu" to kiss does improve it however due to being a recognizable action. 3. Credits: - Edited fully by R and partially by an Anon on piratepad. - Typo-checking (carrying water in a sieve) by R and Dekiru - Image editing and system assistance: MandatoryUsername **Screenshots**: